Facebook Friday

I have decided to post a snapshot of one Facebook entry (names changed, unless its mine) every Friday. To me, these postings are unforgetable, but lest I do forget, I have posted them here as little keepsakes..

I'll start with one of my own conversations. 

4:47pm


Me Hey you...
Are you back in Ann Arbor? Last I heard you were in SF.. How are you?





           

            




July 21, 2009

           

            
9:36pm


Friend 

I'm sorry...but I can't remember how I know you. Do we know each other from AA? My memory is pretty bad these days. Please remind me!





           

            




July 22, 2009

           

            
7:58am


Thais Fletcher

Hi Friend,
Remember me? I dated Joe Schmoe in Ann Arbor in the early 90s. We used to pal around a bit.





           

            




July 22, 2009

           

            
9:48pm


Friend 

Dang it...I remember that there were a few of Joe's girlfriends that I really liked a lot. And I am so bad with names and you don't have a photo so you are making this 40 year old brain work way too hard!! Please don't get offended while I try to work this one out.
One girlfriend was a sweet hippy girl with light brown curly hair. I remember that we used to hang around at Pizza Bob's talking about life often giggling at nothing important. I think she was also an English Major. I really liked her joie de vive.
The other girlfriend was a super sweet hip rockabilly chick with platinum blond hair. We used to sit around and talk about boys, girls and pop culture. I also learned how to smooth out my elbows with the buff puff. She was always stable and fun and taught me a lot about Cab Calloway.
So you've not got three choices. You can say "yes, I was #1....how are you doing" or you can say "yes, I was #2.....what's shaking..." or you can say who in the world were those other chicks and why aren't you remembering me??? I'm really sorry if you are going for #3 and you will need to send me a picture so my brain can finally kick into gear and I can feel completely embarrassed for not have remembered Then we'll have to make a date to hook up for a drink in order to completely catch up.
Cheers.
          

            




July 23, 2009

           

            
12:27pm


Me,

Let me tell you that this is possibly the funniest response I have ever received via Facebook. Luckily, I am Joe ex-girlfriend #2, the rockabilly chick. I don't remember teaching you how to smooth out your elbows with a buff puff....





           

            




July 24, 2009

           

                        
5:37pm


Friend You didn't actually show me how to use the buff puff...but I once touched your elbow and asked how you you got the skin so soft. You told me that you used a buff puff. Yes...I remember odd things.
So how's life? What are you up to these days? 



Incidentally, I think I was kidding about the buff puff, but perhaps I've blocked it out.